This week, HBO announced ‘March To Madness’, a new docu-series that follows Gonzaga University’s men’s basketball team as they compete for a berth in the NCAA Tournament. We gave some HBO interns a few bucks, and lo and behold, we got our hands on a transcript from the first episode. It seems we viewers are in for one heck of a ride!

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‘Gonzaga: The March to Madness’ premieres on HBO next month. Here’s a poster, we think.

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We can't play sports*, but we can make jokes about them!

*Two of our writers hit a home run** once
**It was in a video game.