Oh, oh no. Who let this happen? Is – is Brett Favre’s Hall of Fame bust showing his dick?

That is just awful. Truly, I’m uncomfortable. Brett Favre was inducted for his twenty years spent in the league as one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time, not for allegedly sending dick pics to Jenn Sterger.


Someone put a robe on that thing. Kids are crying. It’s, it’s just so detailed. I know that the guy who sculpts these busts takes measurements of the inductees’ faces beforehand – did he do that with Brett Favre’s dick? Why? Why would he do that?

Oh, thank God. OK. Now they’re covering it up with a pair of Wrangler Jeans. That’s fitting! And fun. Much better than looking at Brett Favre’s oh goddamnit Brett Favre just pulled out his actual dick.

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