Saying that he’s yet again been misinterpreted in a televised debate, Republican frontrunner Donald Trump now claims he was referring to the notoriously large hands of Spurs forward Kawhi Leonard, and not his own.
“This is a classic example of the media bias I’m always talking about,” Trump said in an CNN interview this morning. “I spend a mere 10 seconds of my debate describing the huge, huge hands of my favorite basketball man, Kawhi Leonard, and next thing you know everyone’s tittering about my penis.”
“In case you were wondering, though, it’s enormous,” he added.
When pressed to explain why he’d break off into a topic as tangential as Kawhi Leonard’s hands, Trump retorted, “Have you seen those things? They’re uuuuuuge!”