I want to be clear about something: I am now Tim Tebow the baseball player. I plan to give baseball my undivided attention for a few weeks and see how far I can go. But I want to be clear about another thing: If baseball doesn’t work out, I’ll go back to playing college football.

Succeeding at something is all about giving all of yourself to a goal. And that’s what I’m doing with baseball. The thing is, baseball is crazy hard. Like, running and throwing is okay. But then you also have to hit. Like…what is that about?

Oh, and I already asked my agent and he said I totally wouldn’t have to do the school stuff if I went back to play college football. How awesome is that? I could basically go back to doing what I’m best at: being the world’s best non-professional athlete. Boom!

That’s what I love about college football. I get older, but it stays the same age. Hahaha.

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