Welp! Looks like the NBA has set a super cool precedent for workplaces around this great country: we can now kick our co-workers SQUARE in the beanbag, and you won’t so much as get suspended from work for a single day.
God I love this country.
Here’s me kicking my co-worker Zack in the balls!
Here’s me kicking my co-worker Conor rrrrrrrright in his balls!
Here’s me kneeing my co-worker Rob in the balls, while our boss looks on!
And here’s Rob and me teaming up to kick our boss right in his bossy balls!
All right, I’m gonna wrap this up, because there’s a horde of people closing in on my desk, all of whom are presumably looking for (consequence-free) retributive nutshots. Gotta go!