In a performance that announced he was ready for NBA stardom outside of his brother’s shadow and inside his brother’s old Davidson warm-up shirt, Sacramento Kings guard Seth Curry scored an impressive 20 points to lead his team to victory.
Seth, whose wardrobe has consisted almost entirely of Steph’s hand-me-downs since childhood, looked remarkably agile despite wearing Steph’s old Nikes from high school.
“I used to complain to my mom that I never got my own clothes, but then I noticed how much better I shot whenever I wore Steph’s hand-me-downs,” Seth said after the game. “So now I just kind of re-use everything from Steph. I eat his leftovers, wear his mouth-guard, re-tweet his sub-tweets, take his daughter to press conferences – say hi, Riley! – and clearly, it’s working out great for me.”
Seth then ended the press conference and drove off in a Mercedes that appeared remarkably similar to the one Steph had recently reported stolen.