As the old saying goes, a New Zealander always gets his revenge.

Months after being kicked repeatedly in gonads by serial nut-assaulter Draymond Green both physically and emotionally (when Green recruited the Thunder’s best player to join the Golden State Warriors of Ball Whackin’), center Steven Adams finally lived out an elaborate revenge fantasy by saving Green’s NSFW Snapchat on his phone and kicking that phone repeatedly until the screen shattered.

“Ya know, you could have removed the penis image before handing this to me,” said Flora of the Penn Square Genius Bar in the Oklahoma City Apple Store. “I can very much still see the penis between the spider web of cracks in the glass.”

Not satisfied by his “utter pwning” of his Western Conference rival, Adams took to Twitter to brag about how his phone was “so destroyed” and how “Green will never recover.” Green was reportedly able to recover quite easily.

We can't play sports*, but we can make jokes about them!

*Two of our writers hit a home run** once
**It was in a video game.