Participants in the Green Bay Packers’ weekly Bachelorette viewing party deeply regret inviting Aaron Rodgers, sources say, after his brother Jordan was seen on the show discussing the quarterback’s “lifestyle choices” and their “strained” relationship.

“It’s not strained! You’re strained!” Aaron screamed at the television, making everyone incredibly uncomfortable.


“The viewing party used to be a fun way to kick back with our coworkers and watch one woman find her fairytale love,” wide receiver Jordy Nelson told reporters. “But now it’s all about Aaron and Jordan. I worry Jojo and her journey are getting lost in the mix.”

Other Packers told reporters that they fear Jordan is “not on the show for the the right reasons,” and that despite Aaron’s outbursts, his Chianti was a welcome addition to the weekly party.

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