It’s that time of the year, when NFL teams start to figure out their identities for the remainder of the season. Many organizations naturally face quarterback controversies, finding themselves forced to choose between two viable options.

The Cleveland Browns are not immune to this phenomenon. Hue Jackson and his coaching staff are now forced to choose between untested rookie Cody Kessler and this pretty cool rock that we found out in the woods yesterday.

Kessler threw for 88 touchdowns and only 19 interceptions in three seasons as a NCAA starter. But to be fair, this rock is pretty freaking cool. It’s got this, like, really smooth side, and it sort of glitters in the sun. Prettaaayyyy kewl, you ask me.

Maybe it’s a geode? I would crack it in half to find out, but I don’t want to interrupt his game preparation in case it gets the starting nod for this weekend.

Oh no! Pretty cool rock just tore its ACL! I didn’t even know rocks had ACLs to tear! What are the Browns gonna do if Kessler goes down?

Oh, hi, Charlie Whitehurst. Yeah, um, we’re good. Thanks for offering though.

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