Proving himself to be a crossover talent, darts champion Gary Anderson demonstrated his ability to throw paper planes.

“To all the haters who want to pigeon-hole me as just a dart thrower, check this out,” said the Scotsman before flinging a paper airplane with incredible speed and accuracy. “Look at that flight path, bitches!”


Anderson has proved himself to be proficient with all types of paper planes. He demonstrated a distance throw with The Arrow, a loop with The Squirrel, and a corkscrew with The Stunt King. “Let’s face it, I’m the king!” Anderson bellowed after successfully completing a boomerang throw.

Despite his adeptness with the paper projectiles Anderson said he will remain focused on darts because “nothing drops panties like a bullseye.”

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