Facing continued Congressional stone walling of his Supreme Court nomination Merrick Garland, as well as the blocked Zika Funding Bill, a frustrated President Obama has appointed New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick as a Special Consultant to the President. During the next session of Congress, Obama hopes Belichick can get through to Congress with his famous Patriots team mantra of “Do Your Job.”

“For too long Congress has been stalling on performing its duties to the American people. We cannot allow petty partisan politics to keep the government from its primary role of protecting and serving the American people. I’m happy to have recruited one of the all time great coaches who can hopefully tell Congress to Do Its Job.”

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