There has been a lot of back and forth over the past few months about who was better: the ‘16 Warriors or my ‘96 Bulls. Well I think that argument was finally put to rest after Golden State failed to bring home that Larry O’Brien trophy. But I want to make one thing clear, once and for all: the 2017 Warriors would DEFINITELY beat my ‘96 Bulls!

I’m going to be totally real with you here, I had my doubts about who was better even before Golden State got Durant. But now? Whooweee! It wouldn’t even be close. I know Mike would never say any of this stuff. That guy is so damn proud. But even his airness would have to know we couldn’t keep up with Steph, Klay, Draymond, AND Durant. That’s crazy!


Mike would lock up Klay. I’d take care of Draymond, no problem. And Rodman could definitely contain Durant. But who’s stopping Curry? Steve Kerr? Come on! Ron Harper off the bench? You see what I mean? It would be embarrassing.

Now if we were talking about a street fight, then sure, we would kick their butts. Luc Longley could take the entire team on by himself. They didn’t call him the “wonder from down under” for no reason. But basketball? Yeah, those guys are basically untouchable now.

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