The Netherlands National Football Team, in response to their recent elimination from the 2016 UEFA European Championships, announced their intention to create “a really cool, better European football tournament that’s way cooler than you guys.”

“We weren’t even trying, honestly,” Dutch coach Danny Blind said, arms defiantly crossed. “We’re gonna make our own league, where everyone has to meet our standards.”

The Dutch are considering adding the following nations to their newly formed “Super Awesome Exclusive Tournament of Winners”: Luxembourg, Finland, Andorra, and any other countries who know the secret password to gain entry to the Dutch treehouse.

Sources report that Norway encouraged the Dutch to stop sulking, but that once they saw Iceland and Luxembourg were on-board, they changed their tune right quick.

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