The greatest rivalry in college basketball is back. Tonight, Duke visits North Carolina, and tensions are high in the Kicker HQ. We witnessed the verbal smackdown between our #1 UNC fan, Bryan Tucker, and our #1 Duke fan, Maddie Eggers. Things got uncomfortable.

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We can't play sports*, but we can make jokes about them!

*Two of our writers hit a home run** once
**It was in a video game.