Wanna be Jerry Jones? Dan Snyder? Sexual harasser Jerry Richardson? In Madden 18’s “A**hole Owner Mode” update, you can play as your favorite owner and do everything an NFL owner does, from demanding a new stadium to moving to Las Vegas. Owners are the most interesting part of the NFL, because all the stars are injured.

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