Former Golden State Warriors assistant coach Luke Walton wasted no time in moving to Los Angeles to start his new job at Jamba Juice.

Walton will work as the head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers this fall, but accepted a job offer at the smoothie chain’s Santa Monica franchise to “make some extra cash, get acclimated to the area, and blend up the best damn Kale-ribbean Breezes this side of the Pasadena Jamba Juice.”


“They’ve got this guy Tyler over there who’s a straight up blendmaster,” Walton added. “That Tyler, man. So fresh.”

Sources within the LA smoothie community indicate that Walton’s first day was a resounding success. However, Walton may soon be relegated to chopping carrots if his old coworker Steve K. starts picking up shifts again.

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