As the Cleveland Cavaliers prepare to defend their NBA championship, their leader and MVP, LeBron James, reminded his teammates that Trainwreck is available to buy on DVD. “It’s available on DVD and you can also download it on iTunes and VuDu,” said the pride of Akron, Ohio.
LeBron played himself in the 2015 comedy starring Amy Schumer, Bill Hader, and Brie Larson. Rumors have been swirling around the Cavs locker room that James has been emboldened by co-star Brie Larson’s Oscar win (for Room, not Trainwreck). James hopes the continued to success of Trainwreck on DVD and on demand will bolster his chances of serious acting.
“Watching Trainwreck on HBO GO is ok, but not ideal,” continued James in his pre-season pep talk. “But illegally streaming the movie is downright harmful.” James then made prolonged eye contact with shooting guard J.R. Smith, who sheepishly mumbled something about “couldn’t remember iTunes password.”
“Just as I was proud to bring a championship home to Cleveland, you can be proud to bring this DVD home to your families. Thirty-three percent of the reviews on Amazon are five stars.”