With news breaking that LeBron James will team up with the reigning intergalactic champion Looney Tunes Tune Squad, the four-time NBA MVP has already begun the process of sending cryptically derisive tweets meant to pester and/or motivate his new teammates.

“u have to be greedy sometimes, but y do ppl have to be such BALLHOGS sometimes?” wondered James on Twitter, a jab that many are convinced is clear shot aimed at Tune Squad small forward Porky Pig.


“Abbadee abbadee abbadee abba why would he send out such a malicious, passive-aggressive transmission, when he knows the sort of detrimental effect it could have on my already tenuous confidence,” noted Porky. “One more bush league move like that, and as God is my witness, that’s all, folks.”

James has apparently also lobbied for his best friends Dwyane Wade, Carmelo Anthony, Chris Paul, and Rolfe from Muppet Babies to join him on the Tune Squad when their current contracts expire.

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