Recently leaked photos show Broncos quarterback Brock Osweiler spent this past weekend with pizza mogul Papa John. Paparazzi caught Osweiler and John together at the Vail Cascade Resort and Spa wearing red aprons and laughing while practicing catch phrases. Both men were rumored to have a blast making pizzas together in a kitchen that – for some inexplicable reason – also employed a football referee.

Papa John denied any rift between him and quarterback Peyton Manning, who he has been in a committed relationship with for the past six years. In a prepared statement, Papa said, “Brock Osweiler is a friend. A good friend. He’s made from quality stuff the same way that Papa John’s pizza is made with quality ingredients. This is a private matter between Peyton and I, and we ask that you respect that.”


Manning could not be reached for comment and it was rumored that he spent the weekend under a blanket watching old commercials on Youtube.

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