The LA Lakers are the most glamorous franchise in the world. Not because of the titles, or the endless highlight reel of Magic, Kobe, Kareem, and Shaq. It’s the courtside celebrities.
So, after several hundred unreturned phones calls to top agents at CAA and WME, here are the Rams’ top contenders to fill the Jack Nicholson role.
When you think LA glitz and glam, the first thing you think of is British-born reality TV contest producers.
He’s already going to be at the games! And we know he loves football.
Air Bud’s Great Great Grandpuppy
Sports AND stardom? Yes please.
The Mayor of LA? That’s probably a thing?
There’s probably a mayor right? I’ll google it.
UPDATE: Hey, there is! Eric Garcetti.
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He’s done Denzel Washington’s make-up on a bunch of movies, including Training Day, American Gangster, and Man on Fire. I’m sure they know each other! Maybe he’ll bring Denzel to a game or two this year. How sweet would that be?
Hell’s yeah I mean the retired golfer. If you say his name real fast, and maybe use a blurry camera from far away, people will be like “Whoa, they got Jack Nicholson?” Pretty impressive stuff.