Hello. It is Kristaps. I am write to telling you that I am fight puny Derrick Rose for play point guard.
Coach is tell me there only one point guard in New York City Knicks team line-up. I am 2.21 meters tall but I am promise I am good point guard. Swish swish dribble dribble swish. See? Is that easy.
Small man Derrick Rose is very talent. He make many baskets and many points in Chicago City Bulls team. But can diminutive paltry frail man fighting Kristaps? I am think no. But we will see.
I am tall stick man. He small glass man. My knee strong. Strong like LATVIA!
This how you creative effective line-up: player fight other player who want first player roster spot. Is simple, is easy, we go for vodka after as best friends. Is why the call it “basket”ball. Do you dig that, American media?
I am Kristaps. I am train for this. I am build for this. I am point guard on New York City Knicks team this basketball year. Marking my word. It will be fun.