Everyone these days has a Big 3. The Celtics won in 2008 title with Pierce, Garnett, and Ray Allen. The Heat had LeBron, Wade, and Bosh. U2 has made great music with Bono, The Edge, and Adam Clayton. You get the idea.
So if we’re going to repeat as NBA champs, I think the Cleveland Cavaliers should create their own version, but with our own little twist: we’re calling it the “Big 3 + Kevin Love.” [Patent pending.]
The Big 3 + Kevin Love would include: LeBron (who is awesome at basketball), Kyrie Irving (who is also really awesome at basketball), and Kevin Durant (who is crazy awesome at basketball too), and Kevin Love (me! lol).
LeBron (who, I should mention, has been really nice to me since we won the NBA title) offered to call it the Big 4, but I know that’s silly. There were no Roman quadrumvirates making decisions back in the day! LeBron knows this as well as anyone.
So LeBron (who, I should also mention, is now one of my best friends and we hang out all the time starting coincidentally around the time we won the NBA title) offered to call it “The Big 3 + Kevin,” so no one would know which Kevin was being left out. But my PR director nixed that, because of, ya know, all the #branding opportunities.
So, in summary, Kevin Durant should come play for us! I think I’ve made a pretty compelling case. If you have any questions, just ask LeBron James (who I should mention will serve as the best man at my wedding — he said he would do it, and that there would be no takesies backsies).