After Steph Curry very rudely threw down 37 points in a blowout win over the Spurs, Kawhi Leonard has reportedly rescinded Curry’s invitation to K-Man’s All-Star Starters Pajama Bash and Ghost Story Circle.

All ten starters had already RSVP’d to Leonard’s cupcake-shaped Save-the-Date cards, under the assumption that all starters would “be cool to each other” when their teams played.

“I didn’t like the way he treated me, man,” said a disquieted Leonard after the game. “We’re supposed to be teammates [for two hours on All-Star Weekend].”


The rest of the All-Star starters remain optimistic that this will still be a phenomenal slumber party. Kobe Bryant apparently read the internet and found a recipe for a yummy sandwich snack called “S’Mores” that are popular in the United States.

Carmelo Anthony is also very excited about hanging out with this best friends Dwyane Wade, LeBron James, and Zaza Pachulia.

UPDATE: Kyle Lowry will be providing his own s’mores recipe, which is raw carrots.

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