Top NFL prospect Joey Bosa set an NFL Combine record yesterday by becoming the first player to bench press over 400 Wonderlic Tests, a tremendous exhibition of strength and not understanding why these tests were stacked on a table.
“No, Joey, you’re supposed to sit and answer the — ah, he’s already on the bench,” said Titans scout Zeke Redman. “Just, don’t crease them too bad because people need to take those.”
Bosa successfully benched the stack seven times before his arms gave out. The Combine record is considered unofficial, as no one had ever thought to attempt such a thing before.
“I set the record, ma,” Bosa exclaimed into his Razr phone. “Me! Joey Bosa! A record holder! How do you like that?”
Bosa was seen later that night attempting to squat the 40 yard dash track.