Clippers sharpshooter JJ Redick took a day off to fly across the country to the ACC Tournament and deliver a good luck noogie to Duke guard Grayson Allen.
“It’s absolutely indistinguishable from my You Suck Noogie or my Don’t Ever Foul Me In The Driveway Like That Again Noogie,” deadpanned Redick. “But this was definitely a Good Luck Noogie.”
Allen reportedly hobbled off to the locker room after the noogie to re-adjust his toupee. The process took approximately 35 minutes, according to several witnesses.
Allen is expecting additional visits from various Duke basketball alumni. Christian Laettner will give out a Go Get ‘Em Wedgie, while Duke’s own current coach Mike Krzyzewski will distribute a Don’t Let Us Down Sackwack.