New York Jets owner Woody Johnson addressed his team’s 1-3 start during a press conference by saying, “Somehow our losses are still Rex Ryan’s fault.”

“Yes, our defense has failed, and our offense has failed. Also, our special teams have, you know, failed,” said Johnson. “But don’t be fooled by any of that. The blame falls cleanly on Ryan.”

Many NFL insiders have agreed that it’s difficult to look anywhere but internally when your team’s offensive and defensive rankings are 14th and 16th, respectively. Insiders have also agreed that with Rex Ryan, anything is possible.

When reached for a comment, Bills’ head coach Rex Ryan said, “Yeah, I did it.”

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