With their fourth win in the past six years, Japan beat Pennsylvania to win the Little League World Series. Japan got a big boost from twelve-year-old Masafuji Nishijima, who had six RBI’s, and from awesome super mega power warrior Asimo. The basebot had a league-record 14 home runs in 14 at-bats. Asimo also made the first recorded unassisted-triple play ever in the LLWS for a play that involved flying from first to third.

Later, the team celebrated with pizza, video games and a burnt offering to the power and glory of technology.

We can't play sports*, but we can make jokes about them!

*Two of our writers hit a home run** once
**It was in a video game.