Such an example you’re setting for your children, Jacob.
We’re in the middle of a beautiful family dinner, discussing our hopes and dreams for the coming year 5776, and your eyes are planted squarely on a glowing rectangle below the beautiful brisket Aunt Fran and I prepared.
Not to mention that I unplugged the router at sundown, so who knows how much cellular data you’ve been using on this, a high holiday!
Uncle Steven drove all the way from Nyack for this, Jacob.
Fortunately, Yom Kippur falls on a Wednesday this year, so we won’t have this problem again.
Did I just hear Al Michaels say that Eli Manning threw an incomplete pass with 1:37 left in the fourth quarter to stop the clock even though the Cowboys are out of timeouts? What was he thinking? Eli is usually such a good boy!
No matter. Cousin Alyssa was just telling us how she’s thinking of declaring a major soon, and —
Did Collinsworth just say Romo marched the team down inside the Giants’ Red Zone?
That’s it! Everybody grab your plates! We’re eating in the den.