Terrelle Pryor is willing to do whatever it takes to help his team win, whether that means playing wide receiver, quarterback, or even safety. He’s also willing to do whatever it takes to get Browns fans back to their hotels safely, because he’s just that kind of guy.

“Put me in, coach! I’m ready to drive!” Pryor was seen begging of Browns head coach Hue Jackson, who assured the enthusiastic young star that it truly did not matter what he did after games.


Pryor logged an impressive 2,372 miles driven during his evening of designated driving, taking inebriated Browns fans all over the greater Miami area. He even took three lucky fans all the way back to Cleveland after it was determined that they were too hammered to be allowed on a plane.

“Am I happy that I’ve been able to step up and help out? Of course,” Pryor told a group of drunken reporters that he drove back as well. “But we still lost. And I still made a somewhat unsafe lane change back on I-95. Nobody wants that. That’s on me.”

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