On Tuesday, news broke that Baltimore restaurant has offered free agent outfielder Yoenis Cespedes a lifetime supply of free crab cakes if he signs with the Orioles. Upon realizing that a simple yearly salary won’t catch Cespedes’ attention any longer, other teams have followed suit.


Offers to Cespedes

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