During the Patriots’ annual “Halloween costume announcement,” it was revealed that Tom Brady would be dressing up as a “sexy QB” for the 16th year in a row.

“We encourage all of our players to get into the Halloween spirit by dressing up,” said Peter Churlish, the Patriots’ Holidays and Festivities manager. “Tom doesn’t go crazy with his costumes, but it seems like no matter what he wears, you always get the costume he’s going for: a sexy QB.”

“Tom’s, uhh…Halloween…[mumble]…extremely sexy,” said Bill Belichick when asked about Brady’s costume.

Sources inside the Patriots’ camp have indicated that it is very likely Brady will wear his sexy QB costume when the team plays the Buffalo Bills on October 30th, because “the costume is just his regular uniform.”

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