The Houston Rockets have a new coach, a new court, even a new mascot. But everyone is wondering if all these changes will still give them the same old Rockets. Here are some of the questions that have yet to be asked.
Will James Harden continue making movies during the season?
People won’t ask this because James Harden isn’t an actor, that’s Tom Hardy. And their names really aren’t close enough to get them mixed up.
Will Yao Ming Make Much Of An Impact This Year?
If people mean “will he make an impact for the Rockets?” the answer is “no,” because he retired from the NBA in 2011. But, if they mean “will he make an impact in the world?” the answer is “probably.”
Will JJ Watt return before the end of the season?
While this is a valid question, it’s relevant to the Houston Texans, the football team, not the basketball playing Houston Rockets.
Is James Harden really in the running for the NBA’s 1st Team All-Defense?
No. James Harden doesn’t play defense, and everyone knows that.
Will Carmelo Anthony visit his former coach, Mike D’Antoni, down in Houston?
Probably not, since they did not leave things on good terms in New York. But, they both do love sleepovers, so anything is possible.