The long-awaited bout between boxing champion Floyd Mayweather and UFC superstar Conor McGregor was finally televised this week, as the McGregors mopped the floor with a resounding “Family Feud” victory over the Mayweathers.
Floyd Mayweather landed some impressive blows early, responding to “Name something you bring back from vacation” with “seashells” and earning the judges’ approval in the opening rounds.
However, McGregor landed a vicious second round salvo of “sandwiches,” “blankets,” and “sunscreen” in response to the category of “Items you bring to a picnic.”
The evening was not without controversy, however, as Floyd Mayweather clearly intended to respond “toilet” to the category of “Things in your house you should know how to fix,” but he could not remember the term.
“The solid gold poop water machine, uh, that’s not right,” Mayweather said, his mind racing as the clock ticked down. “The number two tank, ah, you know what it’s called, Floyd!”
The McGregors quickly stole the category with a nonchalant “the john, baby, show me toilets!” and sailed to an uncontested victory.