Wide receiver Julian Edelman will head to Gronk’s Mobile Party Hospital to undergo a procedure to repair a broken bone in his foot.
Gronkowski founded the world-class facility after finding that a normal hospital couldn’t meet his needs. “I was confused because, at the regular hospital, nobody wanted to do Jäger bombs,” said Gronk. “I figured that there has to be a better way to approach rehabilitation.”
Gronk’s Mobile Party Hospital is a modified party bus outfitted with a state-of-the-art trauma center and operating room, as well as a full wet-bar. Quarterback Tom Brady donated to the project and sponsored ‘Brady’s Bodacious Recovery Room.’ The traveling medical center’s staff includes doctors from top-flight institutions like Johns Hopkins and The University of Chicago and DJ’s from Europe’s hottest clubs.
The bus’ medical staff is headed up by orthopedic surgeon Ronald Feinbaum, M.D. “Here at Gronk’s Mobile Party Hospital, we take an innovative approach to sports medicine,” said the widely respected physician. “For instance, we have found that partying with strippers and shotgunning beers are at least as effective as traditional methods at providing palliative care.”
“We are proud to be on the cutting edge of not only medicine, but getting wicked f**ked up as well.”