In an effort to support claims that he has implemented an extensive offseason workout regimen despite maintaining a hefty frame, Eddie Lacy released a full body x-ray to Packers’ officials proving he’s simply “big-boned.”

Lacy first started getting questions about his physical well-being when he reported to training camp 15 pounds lighter, but a full uniform size wider.


“I’ve done P90X, Crossfit, and parkour. But what people don’t get is that it’s not a matter of dedication,” said Lacy. “Big-bonededness is a medical classification. And it’s something I’m done apologizing for.”

Sources inside the Packers’ organization have indicated that while the coaching staff has apologized to Lacy for doubting his commitment in public, everyone is completely weirded out by the whole “big-boned thing.”

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