After a forgettable rookie year, Devonta Freeman has been having a stellar sophomore season with touchdown numbers that shock even him. Freeman added to his surprising total when he accidentally scored twice more on his way to the locker-room last night.

“I did what?” Freeman asked. “I don’t remember that at all. You sure?”

Reporters reminded Freeman that he scored on a 25 yard run and a 13 yard reception as the Saints defense headed to the locker-room.


“Huh, those must have been accidents. I just sorta take the ball and black out,” Freeman said.

When asked if he remembered any touchdown runs this season, Freeman responded: “I wouldn’t call my scoring plays ‘touchdown runs.’ They’re more like jaunts or strolls, sleepwalks even.”

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*Two of our writers hit a home run** once
**It was in a video game.