NBA season just begun, which means that we have a long time to go before the Dallas Mavericks get eliminated in the first round of the playoffs. That’s plenty of time for Mark Cuban to get in trouble with the refs, for Harrison Barnes to earn his money, and for Dirk Nowitzki to continue to be old.
Mavs fans, here’s a look ahead at your next eight months.

We can't play sports*, but we can make jokes about them!

*Two of our writers hit a home run** once
**It was in a video game.