The Cowboys’ QB race was kicked up a notch yesterday when players and coaches reported to practice to find tables upon tables of homemade muffins and sweetbread, baked by starting-quarterback hopeful, Dak Prescott.
“Dak’s got your back,” Prescott chanted as he shook hands and gave out the delicious baked goods.
“Well, this sure puts me in a pickle,” said Cowboys’ owner Jerry Jones. “Here I am leaning towards saddling up with Romo, when in comes this young buck strapped to the gills with muffins. This is really gonna stick in my craw, I’ll tell you that much.”
The starting quarterback race will be closely watched throughout the season. Current polls show the rookie Dak Prescott with a solid lead over the veteran Romo, partly because of the former’s recent muffin stunt, but also because Romo is still broken.