Boy the Rangers are in trouble!

Good afternoon, I’m Jacob, coming to you today from CNN, the Children’s News Network. Our big story today is a sports one: If the Texas Rangers keep digging this 0-2 hole they’re in, they’ll end up in China!


From what I can tell, this hole they are in is already pretty big, like maybe up to their eyes! One time I tried to dig a big hole in the backyard with my friend Joey, but then Mom came out and told us to knock it off because if we dug too far we’d end up in China! And that hole was only about up to our knees.

I think these Rangers are in a much bigger hole than ours. I heard Dad talking about how there was no way the Rangers were getting out of this hole. Well, I guess someone needs to get them a rope or something, or they’ll have no choice but to dig from China!

Anyway, Mom is making me grilled cheese and I think it’s ready so I gotta go, but we will keep you updated on what happens to those Rangers.


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**It was in a video game.