The Kicking Net, which first gained fame for its on-again-off-again relationship with Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr., will once again garner the national spotlight as the latest Bachelorette on ABC’s hugely popular reality dating show. The Kicking Net is reportedly looking for something more stable on The Bachelorette, hoping at the end of the season to be proposed to by a human man.

Some are skeptical of The Kicking Net’s motives, wondering if she’s just looking to extend her 15 minutes of fame, rather than truly looking for love. Other kicking nets, who spoke to us on the condition of anonymity, are are alleging she’s changed after her brush with fame and she isn’t the same net they used to know, who was primarily used for kickers to warm up and not a sentient being capable of love.

The Bachelorette has long been criticized for its lack of diversity, so some say the casting of a piece of sports equipment is definitely a step in the right direction, while others say it misses the point completely.

Besides casting a literal net as the Bachelorette, what other surprises are in store for this season? Producers are keeping the details close to their vest, but rumors are swirling that bad boy psychopath Chad might be returning. “Oh, I’ll make any NFL player look like a great boyfriend,” said Chad while drinking meat.

We can't play sports*, but we can make jokes about them!

*Two of our writers hit a home run** once
**It was in a video game.