Well this sure puts a damper on the festivities. Just moments after being presented the National Championship Trophy, every player on Clemson was put under investigation for accepting a gift.

“Gotcha!” said NCAA president Mark Emmert, taking back the trophy and announcing that Clemson’s football program would be immediately placed on probation. “I swear, you kids fall for this every year.”



We can't play sports*, but we can make jokes about them!

*Two of our writers hit a home run** once
**It was in a video game.