After Tom Brady’s new haircut drew widespread mockery for its 90s-inspired look, Patriots head coach Bill Belichick doubled down and met the press with a 90s-style look of his own: frosted tips.

“It’s bleach. My hair’s not actually this color,” Belichick helpfully told a reporter.


NFL hair insider John Clayton says that Belichick appears to be in “mid-season hair form”, nodding to Belichick’s past hairdos, which have included the man-bun and the “flock of seagulls”.

“I enjoy going to the salon,” Belichick added, running his cold hands through his thick, lush hair. “Sherri treats me very well. I plan to return soon.”

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