An exhaustive study of Hillary Clinton’s and Donald Trump’s positions on hundreds of policy issues reveals the only issue on which they agree is the awfulness of the White Sox’s new stadium name.

The White Sox recently announced they would change their stadium name to “Guaranteed Rate Field.” The name change was met with universal ridicule.

“I think that’s stupid,” Trump said.

“I don’t know why they did that,” Clinton said.

Political observers say there is no other issue on which they agree—from the value of space travel to the importance of protecting children from snakes.

Clinton and Trump also showed rare agreement that the White Sox’s previous stadium name, U.S. Cellular Field, was pretty bad but still way better than the new one.

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*Two of our writers hit a home run** once
**It was in a video game.