Alex Rodriguez today signed a one-day relationship contract so that he could retire as Madonna’s boyfriend.

Rodriguez, who played his last MLB game on Friday and retired as a Yankee, is known in part for a long list of celebrity ex-girlfriends. Signing the relationship contract—known as a short-term, non-nuptial agreement—allows A-Rod to go out the way he wants to be remembered, as Madonna’s beau.

Madonna always occupied a special place in the career of Alex Rodriguez. (Getty)

Madonna always occupied a special place in the career of Alex Rodriguez. (Getty)


“I have nothing but fond memories of this relationship and I want to thank Mrs. Madonna for this opportunity,” Rodriguez said at a press conference announcing his romantic retirement.

Rodriguez retires among the all-time leaders in flings, trysts and coital unions.

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