Alex Rodriguez today signed a one-day relationship contract so that he could retire as Madonna’s boyfriend.
Rodriguez, who played his last MLB game on Friday and retired as a Yankee, is known in part for a long list of celebrity ex-girlfriends. Signing the relationship contract—known as a short-term, non-nuptial agreement—allows A-Rod to go out the way he wants to be remembered, as Madonna’s beau.
“I have nothing but fond memories of this relationship and I want to thank Mrs. Madonna for this opportunity,” Rodriguez said at a press conference announcing his romantic retirement.
Rodriguez retires among the all-time leaders in flings, trysts and coital unions.