The Dallas Mavericks are in a bit of a strange spot this season. Dirk Nowitzki is a hundred years old and it feels like the end of an era is just around the corner. Plenty of people are questioning what the future of this franchise looks like.

Here are five of those questions literally nobody is asking:

What’s the name of Mark Cuban’s messaging service? Nobody cares about that, so why would they ask?

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They wouldn’t.

Is the horse in the Mavericks logo the same horse I used to ride when I would compete in dressage?

I loved that horse.

Will Dirk dress up as anything else aside from Lurch for Halloween?

Of course not, he will always be Lurch from now until forever. That was the most amazing costume ever.

Will Andrew Bogut transform the team by teaching them to all speak in Australian accents while on court?

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I heard this was a big part of the Warriors’ success, mate.

Do you think the Mavs would be down to merge with the other Texas teams to form one super team called the San Houstallas Maverocketurs?

Yeah, you’re right, probably not.

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