The Los Angeles Clippers are about to begin what is quite possibly the last ride of Lob City. Blake Griffin and Chris Paul will both be free agents after this year, and if the Clippers can’t break through this year and shake their playoff woes, it may be time to move on. Here are 5 questions that nobody is asking about the upcoming Clippers’ upcoming challenges.

1. Do you think Doc Rivers and Austin Rivers ever play one-on-one after hours in an empty Staples Center? You know, just like the good ol’ days?

I bet Doc has still got a move or two.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 26: Doc Rivers of the Los Angeles Clippers with his son Austin Rivers #25 during media day at the Los Angeles Clippers Training Center on September 26, 2016 in Playa Vista, California.  NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory copyright notice. (Photo by Jayne Kamin-Oncea/Getty Images)

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2. How often do you think the team gathers to reminisce about how sweet it was when Donald Sterling lost the team?

Because, seriously, fuck that guy.

SAN ANTONIO, TX - MAY 19:  (2nd L) Team owner Donald Sterling of the Los Angeles Clippers and V. Stiviano watch the San Antonio Spurs play against the Memphis Grizzlies during Game One of the Western Conference Finals of the 2013 NBA Playoffs at AT&T Center on May 19, 2013 in San Antonio, Texas.  NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

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3. Does J.J. Reddick look good in heels?


Yeah, I don’t think anyone cares really. But he does have shapely legs.

PORTLAND, OR - APRIL 25: J.J. Redick #4 of the Los Angeles Clippers sits on the bench as time winds down in the fourth quarter of Game Four of the Western Conference Quarterfinals against the Portland Trail Blazers during the 2016 NBA Playoffs at the Moda Center on April 25, 2016 in Portland, Oregon. The Blazers won the game 98-84. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that by downloading and/or using this photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Steve Dykes/Getty Images)

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4. Does Jamal Crawford have what it takes to become a 6-time 6th-man of the year winner?

Or will he have to settle for winning it a mere, like, three times or something.

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5. When will Blake Griffin dunk over a Kia in game?

Because that would really be something else.

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 19:  Blake Griffin #32 of the Los Angeles Clippers dunks the ball over a car in the final round of the Sprite Slam Dunk Contest apart of NBA All-Star Saturday Night at Staples Center on February 19, 2011 in Los Angeles, California. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.  (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

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