After spending the last three seasons bottom-feeding in the NBA, the Los Angeles Lakers will be looking to turn things around with some talented young players this year. There are certainly a lot of questions that fans will look to have answered as the regular season kicks off. Will D’Angelo Russell take the next step? Will Brandon Ingram turn out to be the league’s next superstar? Does Luke Walton have what it takes to lead a team as head coach? These are all great questions.

Here’s a few that aren’t so much:

1. Does Julius Randle own an Etsy business called Randle’s Candles?

2. Do you think Julius Randle would be interested in collaborating on an Etsy business called Randle’s Candles?


3. Do you think that if I made a few samples of scents for Randle’s Candles like Lovely Lakers Lavender or Metta’s Maple Spice that Julius Randle would check them out?


4. How does Julius Randle even feel about candles in general?

5. Do you have Julius Randle’s phone number or email address by any chance? Cool, well just let me know if you come across one of them.

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