Because it’s important:
How many viewers will Wade Phillips’ jowls have?
Over/Under 117 million
If there is an earthquake during the game, how much will Wade Phillips’ jowls jiggle?
So Much +110 (11/10)
They Will Never Stop Jiggling -150 (2/3)
Will Wade Phillips’ jowls get an interception in the first half?
What is the total number of jowls that Wade Phillips will have?
(Oh God We Hope It’s) More Than Two 13/2
What percentage of people in the stadium will miss Coldplay’s entire performance because they will be too busy staring at Wade Phillips’ jowls?
Everybody Except One Guy 4/1
Coldplay Won’t Play Because Chris Martin Will Get Distracted By Wade Phillips’ Jowls 4/1
Who will be the Super Bowl MVP?
Wade Phillips’ Left Jowl 3/1
Wade Phillips’ Right Jowl 3/1
Peyton Manning 50/1
Both of Wade Phillips’ Jowls 2/6
Will Peyton Manning decide to not retire after having an epiphany while staring into Wade Phillips’ jowls?
Will the referee redo the coin toss after the coin bounces off the grass and becomes lodged in one of Wade Phillips’ jowls?
Will Cam Newton be penalized for excessive celebration after he dances a seven-minute choreographed routine with Wade Phillips’ jowls while Wade Phillips stands motionless, glaring at him?
Will Luke Kuechly record a—hahahaha look at Wade Phillips’ jowls!
Hahahahahaha EVEN (1/1)
What does Wade Phillips most resemble?
Neighbor Who Is Mad That You Broke His Window -160 (5/8)
Guy Who Teaches Middle School Math So That He Can Assistant Coach The Softball Team +130 (13/10)
Kindly Newt Gingrich +120 (6/5)
Wade Phillips’ jowls?